Rules of Life

My sister and I created some rules to follow in life. The first few in the list were created when I was about twelve, and others were in my teen years and later. Follow them closely.

  • Do not enrage The Bear.
  • If you can’t figure it out before the Jeopardy music runs out, you lose, so give up.
  • π = P + I + E
  • If you can’t sing, tell people not to listen.
  • Swimming in a pool is just a fancy way of jumping in a lake.
  • Embrace your inner door-hugger.
  • Being late doesn’t matter unless someone notices.
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  • Never have your car window open all the way in case somebody throws a pie at you.
  • Come prepared with an emotional safety harness.
  • Flawed logic is better than no logic at all.
  • Always be aware of how you relate to the person you are making fun of.
  • Life is like a Walmart because you can’t find the marshmallows.
  • The new “cool” is “purple like my shorts.”
  • History repeats itself because people are stupid.
  • WHID = Worldwide Haphazard Indicators of Doom
  • If someone is wearing a superhero cap, the event is casual.
  • Q: Would you like to come in?
    A: Is that a threat?

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    1. Thank you very much for your comment. I am so pleased that you enjoy my blog enough to bookmark it. I do hope I can keep your interest into the future.

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